i recommend the creme brulee
i recommend you go away
patrICK WAS SO SASSY I MISS U BBY
Motivation for living in
Isolation. Away on an
Escaping this frustration
That entraps me with
Suffocation. The only means of
Because I don’t want my
Life full of devastation.
Rather living in creation
With forever salutations.
But this exaggeration of my
Imagination is nothing more than
A creation itself. For there is only
One reason for my admiration. The
Sensation that I feel causes this
Randomization of my adoration.
Maybe I could fix my proclamation of
Affection so I didn’t skip like a record on
Dear CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch:
My name is Ashley, I’m 17, and I no longer fit into the jean shorts at Hollister. I saw your article on how you don’t sell to plus-size women because you don’t think they are “cool” or “pretty” enough to wear them, and you want the typical, All-American popular kid walking around advertising your company.
I am not, by any means, the “All-American girl’ I wear heavy eyeliner, I’m pale, and by your definition I’m fat. But, as you can see, I’m wearing all Hollister/Abercrombie. Why? Because I realized that your worst nightmare obviously isn’t your company going out of business. Your worst nightmare is fat, unattractive people walking around advertising your company and making it less attractive. I am your worst nightmare.
I am not going to stop wearing Abercrombie, because the stats are against you, and I’m not going to stop wearing a brand just because you think I shouldn’t.
At first i was like “wtf is that demonic creature!?” but then i was all “Awwwweeeee”
My first thought was oh real life sandshrew…..I’m sorry
So excited for Flagler College in the Fall. I really want to start packing my move now! Anybody going to Flagler in the fall? Let me know! We should be friends!
Romeo from the 1968 version of Romeo and Juliet
He looks like Zac Efron
So when we were watching this in English class and he was agreeing to get married to Juliet, I shouted “You’re a Montague! STICK TO THE STATUS QUO!” and my English teacher has been giving me dirty looks because I’ve since made at least ten HSM puns