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lizthefangirl:

davegrohlsfacialhair:

i recommend the creme brulee

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i recommend you go away

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patrICK WAS SO SASSY I MISS U BBY

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Motivation for living in
Isolation. Away on an
Endless
Vacation.

Escaping this frustration
That entraps me with
Suffocation. The only means of
Survival
Be separation?

No.
Because I don’t want my
Life full of devastation.
Rather living in creation
With forever salutations.

But this exaggeration of my
Imagination is nothing more than
A creation itself. For there is only
One reason for my admiration. The
Sensation that I feel causes this
Randomization of my adoration.

Maybe I could fix my proclamation of
Affection so I didn’t skip like a record on
Repetition.

Text 21 May 14,140 notes

titaniumbutt:

you may be the

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but i am the

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Bailey, you’re the chicken nuggest

Photo 9 May 16,877 notes trying-to-find-perfection:

50shadesofashley:

Dear CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch:
My name is Ashley, I’m 17, and I no longer fit into the jean shorts at Hollister.  I saw your article on how you don’t sell to plus-size women because you don’t think they are “cool” or “pretty” enough to wear them, and you want the typical, All-American popular kid walking around advertising your company.
I am not, by any means, the “All-American girl’ I wear heavy eyeliner, I’m pale, and by your definition I’m fat.  But, as you can see, I’m wearing all Hollister/Abercrombie.  Why? Because I realized that your worst nightmare obviously isn’t your company going out of business.  Your worst nightmare is fat, unattractive people walking around advertising your company and making it less attractive.  I am your worst nightmare.
I am not going to stop wearing Abercrombie, because the stats are against you, and I’m not going to stop wearing a brand just because you think I shouldn’t.

trying-to-find-perfection:

50shadesofashley:

Dear CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch:

My name is Ashley, I’m 17, and I no longer fit into the jean shorts at Hollister.  I saw your article on how you don’t sell to plus-size women because you don’t think they are “cool” or “pretty” enough to wear them, and you want the typical, All-American popular kid walking around advertising your company.

I am not, by any means, the “All-American girl’ I wear heavy eyeliner, I’m pale, and by your definition I’m fat.  But, as you can see, I’m wearing all Hollister/Abercrombie.  Why? Because I realized that your worst nightmare obviously isn’t your company going out of business.  Your worst nightmare is fat, unattractive people walking around advertising your company and making it less attractive.  I am your worst nightmare.

I am not going to stop wearing Abercrombie, because the stats are against you, and I’m not going to stop wearing a brand just because you think I shouldn’t.

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betterifwedont:

kcpuzzleboy:

unholykingofkings:

At first i was like “wtf is that demonic creature!?” but then i was all “Awwwweeeee”

My first thought was oh real life sandshrew…..I’m sorry

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keilinscreamsforvengeance:

So excited for Flagler College in the Fall. I really want to start packing my move now! Anybody going to Flagler in the fall? Let me know! We should be friends!

Text 9 May Lololololol

Had an email from my first year advisor and was hit with a reality check

Text 9 May 35,442 notes

kyleehenke:

time for a nice mild children’s book before bedtime!

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Photo 9 May 2,722 notes carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:


Romeo from the 1968 version of Romeo and Juliet
He looks like Zac Efron
So when we were watching this in English class and he was agreeing to get married to Juliet, I shouted “You’re a Montague! STICK TO THE STATUS QUO!” and my English teacher has been giving me dirty looks because I’ve since made at least ten HSM puns

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

Romeo from the 1968 version of Romeo and Juliet


He looks like Zac Efron

So when we were watching this in English class and he was agreeing to get married to Juliet, I shouted “You’re a Montague! STICK TO THE STATUS QUO!” and my English teacher has been giving me dirty looks because I’ve since made at least ten HSM puns

Photo 9 May 35,668 notes

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